Personal
Name: Mike Sinfield
Age: Old so very old
Position: Horizontal
Date joined the club: A very very long time ago.
Reason for joining the club: Martin Bentley
Team playing for this season: Ardingly FC 1St team
Season ambition: To see Dave Williamson score a goal
Best football memory since joining the club: Dale West getting nutmegged 4 times at training 08/01/07
Worst football memory since joining the club: Joining the club.
Best goal scored: the winner against wisdom sports
Biggest win played in: Did we have a big win, Did I miss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Biggest defeat played in: Peacehaven
Your best attribute: Looks and sense if humour
Worst attribute: Farting
Loudest player in the dressing room: Matt Wiles Arse!!
Who is you favourite player in the club and why: Dave Williamson he’s so shit it makes me laugh
Interests
Team you support: Man Utd
Favourite player: Gary Bailey
Job: Dinner Lady
Favourite food: A hearty pie
Favourite music: Chaz and Dave