Name: Matthew Wiles
Age: 23
Position: Midfield Architect/Link Man
Date joined the club: August 2006
Reason for joining the club: Steven “you knob-jockey” Bird
Team playing for this season: 1sts with the odd cameo role in the 2nds
Season ambition: To win the League, Cup and Champions league (we’re still in that aren’t we? No? Oh.) Realistically, I’d like a top four finish (that’ll be Champions League qualification for next season, right?)
Best football memory since joining the club: When Wrighty got us thrown out of the club for having his shlong out on the dance floor and Mikey Sinfield, the captain, led by example and got locked in the back of a police van! Although Stevie Hudson busting some shapes in the dance-off in Henry J Beans was pretty funny too!
Worst football memory since joining the club: My outrageous booking down at Peacehaven. I still swear to this day that I won the ball… a shocking decision. Either that or the 10-1 defeat to Crawley down when we were the better side for 30 minutes!
Best goal scored: I’m still waiting… my target of 10 for the season remains.
Biggest win played in: 4-0 vs Newick
Biggest defeat played in: 10-1 vs Crawley Down
Your best attribute: Apart from my good looks and magnetic personality it has to be my movement and first touch…. sometimes
Worst attribute: At the moment… fitness, or lack of!
Loudest player in the dressing room: Dubbs & Mikey S are the obvious choices but otherwise Greg King… whatever happened to him?
Who is you favourite player in the club and why: Jr Wing and Andy Majcher. They’re CEO and MD respectively, of the MWAS (Matthew Wiles Appreciation Society).
Interests
Team you support: Arsenal
Favourite player: Thierry Henry
Job: Senior Investment Officer for Lloyds TSB
Favourite food: Mexican
Favourite music: House and 80’s dance floor classics