Personal
Name: Steve Skerrett
Age: Ancient
Position: At a push……. ‘Doggy Style’
Date joined the club: 1889
Reason for joining the club: Community Service …. Or …. Prison (hard choice)
Team playing for this season: Jo’Burg Practioners
Season ambition: To see some games played!
Best football memory since joining the club: Winning the league three years on the trot!
Worst football memory since joining the club: Being relegated two years on the trot
Best goal scored: Too many to list!
Biggest win played in: ‘ ditto’
Biggest defeat played in: Erased from memory – what defeats?
Your best attribute: Sense of humour and everlasting patience!
Worst attribute: Far, Far, Far to kind!
Loudest player in the dressing room: Two…. Dave Williamson … Derek McMillan
Who is you favourite player in the club and why: Past history: Martin Bentley.. born leader and technically brilliant player! Recent History: Dave Williamson… for a player of ‘limited ability’ has the determination and passion to inspire all around him and only wish I got hold of him when he was a sprog and could have coached him better!
Interests
Team you support: SPURS
Favourite player: KLINSMAN
Job: RETIRED IN THE SUN
Favourite food: Sausages and Mash
Favourite music: 60’s and soppy ballads!