Dave Matthews
| Player details | |
|---|---|
| Name | Dave Matthews |
| Date of Birth | Far too long ago |
| Team | Any that will have him |
| Position | See Above |
| Squad No | See Above |
| Born | See DOB, Can |
| Height | 6ft |
| Player rating | 5.89 |
| Competition | Apps | G | YC | RC |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| League | 12(1) | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Cup | 5(0) | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nickname | "Old Man" |
| Boot Sponsor | Blocker Boots / Adidas |
| Awards/Achievements | City and Guilds 06/01/02 |
| Best Football Memory | Being at the Nou Camp to see Man U Vs Barca. The atmosphere was unbelievable |
| Worst Football Memory | Cheating officials at the Parsons final against Chailey (they had no balls) and do the parsons know anything about football |
| Best Goal Scored | Penalty |
| Team Supported | See Below |
| Favorite Football Player | Eric Cantona |
| Job | Lazy Twat |
| Date Joined Club | ? |
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Matthew Wright |
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Richard Watson |
| Defender |
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Nas Elfurgani |
| Midfielder |
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Ben Whitehouse |
| Defender |
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Andrew Majcher |
| Midfielder / Defender (anywhere on the right) |
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Steve Korniotis |
| Club Secretary |
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Rick Humphreys |
| Defender |
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Matthew Wiles |
| Midfielder |
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Mike Sinfield |
| Defender |
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Neil W Cooper |
| Chairman/Manager |
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Nick May |
| Goalkeeper |
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Dan Rushman |
| Midfield/Striker |
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David Williamson |
| Midfielder/Striker |
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Lewis Verrall |
| Midfielder |
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Dave Matthews |
| See Above |
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Iain McDowell |
| Horizontal |
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Rob Slaney |
| Midfielder |
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Dale West |
| Striker |
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Toby Smith |
| Goalkeeper |
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Ross Gibbons |
| Defender |
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Mark Humphrey |
| Defender |
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Mike Smith |
| Manager |
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Ian Goodhew |
| Goalkeeper |
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Mark Shippey |
| Defender |
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Pete Lewis |
| Midfielder |
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Darren Lawson |
| Defender |
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Rob Lawson |
| Fixtures Secretary / Right Back |
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John Quick |
| Striker |
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String Bean Sinfield |
| Touching my toes with my cheeks splayed |
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Mark Howard |
| Midfielder |
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Danny Keith |
| Midfielder |
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Richard Tarrant |
| Striker |
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Fitzroy Miller |
| Striker |
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Steven Hudson |
| Defender |
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Rayan Alajaji |
| Midfielder/Striker |
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Riael Alhatt |
| Striker |
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Rory Fleming |
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Joe Broomfield |
| Defender |