String Bean Sinfield
| Player details | |
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| Name | String Bean Sinfield |
| Date of Birth | N/A |
| Team | Batting for the other Team |
| Position | Touching my toes with my cheeks splayed |
| Squad No | 69 |
| Born | When |
| Height | 5ft 14" |
| Player rating | 0 |
| Competition | Apps | G | YC | RC |
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| Nickname | |
| Boot Sponsor | |
| Awards/Achievements | Coming out of the closet, being the team idiot. |
| Best Football Memory | After match showers and dropping the team soap |
| Worst Football Memory | Not being there when the soap was dropped |
| Best Goal Scored | Any holes a goal |
| Team Supported | Who ever Ronaldo plays for |
| Favorite Football Player | I love Ronaldo |
| Job | Jock strap sniffer and whipping boy |
| Date Joined Club | Always been that way |
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Richard Watson |
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Nas Elfurgani |
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Ben Whitehouse |
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Andrew Majcher |
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Steve Korniotis |
| Club Secretary |
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Rick Humphreys |
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Matthew Wiles |
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Mike Sinfield |
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Neil W Cooper |
| Chairman/Manager |
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Dan Rushman |
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David Williamson |
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Dave Matthews |
| See Above |
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Iain McDowell |
| Horizontal |
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Dale West |
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Toby Smith |
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Ian Goodhew |
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Mark Shippey |
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Pete Lewis |
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Darren Lawson |
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Rob Lawson |
| Fixtures Secretary / Right Back |
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John Quick |
| Striker |
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String Bean Sinfield |
| Touching my toes with my cheeks splayed |
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Mark Howard |
| Midfielder |
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Danny Keith |
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Richard Tarrant |
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Fitzroy Miller |
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Steven Hudson |
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Rayan Alajaji |
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Rory Fleming |
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Joe Broomfield |
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